From the same person who brought you the very nice X-box video, comes another amazing video!
Its about this gay (no longer a kid) who got himself a PS3 and for entertainment purposes, he decided to smash it..
A PS3---> US$1300
Paying someone to cut his queue--->$100
A bottle of coke to accompany you in the queue--->$1.20
The expression on the people in the queue---> SIMPLY PRICELESS
AS YOU NOTICE, THE SOUND IS PRETTY SOFT DUE TO THE BAD SOUND RECORDING
AND U REALLY NEED TO HEAR TO BE FREAK OUT ONCE MORE
So a recommendation for you, is to turn louder your computer volume till the whole video ended
Volume recommended: Audible
ENJOY!
P.S: The PS3 sure is durable and hard after being hit numerous time by the sledge hammer
Theres basically nothing to post.
Yup, there is- whole day xboxing till thumb swollen till numb..
Something I came over at numerous blogs.. Ah pu neh neh hits Ali's face..
It happen in singapore, yes yes yes - singapore
Social cohension is nothing compare to a few cents
REMEMBER TO TURN LOUDER THE VOLUME CAUSE THE PUNCHING SOUND
.......................................................... SO SHIOK!
REALLY!
Today went to the new school site and found out my activeness in school has decrease lot.
Went home and X-boxing all the way till now and my thumb is badly swollen from 6 hours of pressing down on the controller..
Ok here you go, a very anticipated video about x-box since I fell in love with it once again.
Its about this kid who got himself a X-Box and for a reason which is stated in the video, he decided to smash it..
Its another video like the mad mapling kid I posted sometime ago before I change my blogskin.
AS YOU NOTICE, THE SOUND IS PRETTY SOFT DUE TO THE BAD SOUND RECORDING
AND U REALLY NEED TO HEAR THE BOY DAMN CLEAR TO GET THE GIST ON WHY HE SMASH HIS X-BOX
So a recommendation for you, is to turn louder your computer volume till the whole video ended
Volume recommended: The kid sound like he is talking to you face to face..
ENJOY!
The time has come to choose between
A big time attention seeking eyebrow-plucking whore who strip infront of sg idol
and
A not so pretty but still acceptable innocent looking girl
If you wanna get famous through steven lim, Averil please reconsider..
I rather you go get yourself involve with some other famous dudes.. maybe that might do the trick
Thanks steven lim for taking the effort to record it in two languages although obviously you are taking the opportunity to be famous again..
BUT the fact is both of you are going down the drain!!!!!!!
Junior got me another 2 quizes after the exam.. so pai seh have to drag till now.. I am lazy!
One of them I did it during september I think.. you can check my archives since it is not so much anyway..
So here is one of them
1> Single? Taken? Crushing?
Proud to be SINGLE
2>Are you happy with your life?
Give me a million and that might do the trick
3>When you meet the right person, will you fall for her/him?
No, there's no such thing as right and wrong
4>Heart broken yet?
If it broke, will I still be here blogging?
5>Do you believe there are circumstances where cheating love is acceptable?
As long I benefit from it.. I don't mid
6>Would you talk to someone back if he/she cheats on you?
Only I get to cheat people lar!
7>Have you talk to another person about marriage before?
Comon, who will wanna settle down, chain in marriage?
8>Do you want children?
If that doesn't change my wife's shape
9>How many?
How will I know if I am potent?
10>Would you consider adoption?
If I can adopt a 'Mat Rempit' like what kennysia said ( www.kennysia.com 25 Nov )
11>If someone likes you right now, what do you think to let you know how him/her feelings?
The fact is no one will ever like me.. xD
12>Do you enjoy getting into relationship?
No.. troublesome sia..
13>Be honest.what did you and your ex did?
*GASP* We killed someone during last summer and someone blackmailing me, claiming "I KNOW WHAT U DID LAST SUMMER"
14>Do you believe in love at first sight?
Love at first sight, death at second sight.. most probably your eye ball got gorge out for eyeing someone else woman..
15>Are you romantic?
Nope, being romantic will get you no-where in this era
16>Do you believe you can change someone?
Yes, bang him/her with a car and you can change everything
17>If you could marry somewhere.where would it be?
Beyond consideration...
18>Do you easily give in when you're fighting?
Violent do no one good.. peace do..
19>Do you have feelings for someone right now?
No, I rather sleep
20>Have you ever wish you could have someone but you messed it up?
Possessing someone and messing it up only lead you to jail, so it is a no since I am here blogging
21>Have you broken a heart?
Of course no! If not I be hanged!
22>One day if your best friend fall in love with he/she that you are deeply in love with.What would you do?
Lets have a trade.. Clinching a business matter more
23>Are you missing someone right now?
No, why should I? I rather sleeeeeeeeeeeep!
24>Get 7 person and do the same quiz you attempted
NO
NO
NO
NO
NO
NO
NO
Don't read the questions and choose 13 people
My 13 tribute people to be sacrifised for my greatness
1>Chin Tau
2>Jun Hua
3>Ching Yang
4>Marcus
5>Guang Jie
6>Tze Hock
7>Zhe Peng
8>Ying Sheng
9>Kenneth
10>Alicia
11>Odelia
12>Wen Bin
13>Chun Kit
How do you meet #10?
I met her in msn.. nothing else!
What will you do if you never meet #1?
I will never know I am SO gay
What will you do if #2 and #6 dated?
I laughed my head off!!!!!!!
Do you think #10 is cute?
If I don't, I will be slaughtered like piglets..
How did you know #8?
Eh sec 2 tuition, and through Zhao Mian
Would you ever go out on a date with #12?
Yes, why not? I will be the light-bulb! She will have to date someone else too!
What's #7 favourite colour?
Hmm.. hmmmmmmm.......... *blank*
What will you do if #6 confessed he/she likes you?
Tze Hock: Let's start a family, shall we?
Ah Bing: Okie, I be your child!
About #9
Gu niang, bapok, girly and turn gays away
Whos #4 going out with?
Glad you ask!
Around Last Tuesday He Eliminated Aliens
Who is #5 to you?
My portable statue!
Would you ever live with #13?
*Gasp* then what about my girlfriend? *OOPS*
Is #2 single?
DOUBT SO! If he was ever single, I will be ever attached..
What do you think of #3?
Irritating, stupid, fucker, jiao bin, #$^*&^& BUT STILL HE'S LOVELY!
What is the best thing about #5?
Hes as cold as my fridge!
What do you think about #11?
One of the casualties in Iraq *salute*
Memories with #2?
0.o See him avoid me whenever a girl sms him!
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Sec 1 junior request's
1>Chinese or English freak?
Singlish, hello ni hao ma?
2>If time stop, what will you do during that period?
Rob banks, raid shops and steal valuables
3>Play pool or playground?
Playground, I won't need to show my asset
4>Do you usually gossiped or being gossiped?
I gossiped but others don't have anything to gossip about me.
5>Do you like simple or complicated stuffs?
Look at the top and bottom of my blog.. you get the answer
6>Do you tackle numbers or alphabets?
Neither. I prefer to tackle dream in my sleep.
7>What makes you pissed off?
When idiots claimed that they are retards. Obviously you are a bastard, why claimed yourself as a moron?
8>Hows your childhood?
~Twisted~ Ms Kokila said so!
9>Do you have inspiration without perspiration?
I have dirty thoughts and no inspiration..
10>Do you think 24 hours too long or too short?
TOO SHORT! I need my bed!
11>Would you judge someone by their appearance?
Duh? Obviously everyone is doing so. CRYSTAL CRYSTAL CRYSTAL
12>What is attractive in your eyes?
Chio buuu.. they are more power than magnets
13>Do you like day or night?
Both as long I get to sleep!
14>Do you treasure stuffs that you own, or you have insatiable desires?
INSATIBLE DESIRES!!!!!!!!!!!!!! refer to question 9 please..
15>If your computer just hanged up; with a long long document not being saved
My computer don't hanged up on me like what most girls do...
16>Do you believe in miracles? Or was it longed predestined?
When I need miracles, I believe in them. When I don't need them, everything is predestined
17>Do you often tend to forget about the past; or trying hard to do so?
My memory space is only 64MB, so things won't really last..
18>In your mind, why colours are out here?
To look out for yellow yellow dirty fellows.
19>Have you ever pity those who are real pitiful; and shed tears for them;
If every drop of tears earn me a penny that is..
20>Describe yourself
Yellow
21>. Do you suddenly lose the grasp of hope to survive?
No, are you persuading me to commit suicide?
22>Give 3 advantages when you get to live
Food.
Sleep.
Game.
23>What is your ambition in life?
To sleep and sleep...
24>Do you believe in horoscope etc?
Libra.. Am I destined to wear bras?
25>Describe music in your life
Wave of sound energy
26>Which country you would like to go; when you can afford it?
New zealand. I love greens and no urban area.
27>What do you think blogging is about?
A propaganda
28>What kind of style you are trying to get hold of?
A human controller
29>When you fail a test, how will you react?
Hey I failed too! *hug+cheers*
Enough for today. Theres more tmr..
Yawn... I need a very bad rest after ironing, pinning my badges and polishing my boots to 3 Sleek isn't it? ===================================================================== I know you dummies will never get enough of maplestory spoof and siggies.. so I found one deep in my picture folder where it is obviously flooded with my tou pai pics.
Then next day wake up after a 2 hour sleep then found myself down with fever..
Mum claimed that is because I am overly fatigue. Kind of. Walk whole day at vivo follow by tough chores to prepare my npcc things. TOO BAD I miss the open house!
Vivo changed away the James Bond car display to some other car. Luckily I took the picture of his car before they changed it on my very first trip! ^ ^
Cheer 50 posts!
Have you read yesterday paper that chinese in china are practically hook to the american trickery to suicide? Yes, consume mentos and pepsi will cause a minor outburst of gas.
Although it is recommended to try diet pepsi, but the effect is still possible with coca cola/pepsi/coke light
Anybody care to experiment wif me? xD
Oh.. the video below is a musical fountain made by pepsi diet and some mentos
But they add too little mentos.. I seen one that put 24 inside and the explosion is so bloody HIGH
SO SORRY I try to keep updating and put up my *orm* bagua As you can this is a mario commercial.. Lets bring on the conversation between the cameraman, Da Bing and the showgirl, Ms Innocent Ms Innocent: Eh.. Erm.. Mr Da Bing why is the camera lens so upfront? Then it will miss the mario product on my hand Da Bing: Trust me technology is very advance right now *giggle* Ms Innocent: But also no need zoom so front, I am shy! Da Bing: Rubbish who want your face.. I want the mario face... and your asset Ms Innocent: What with so many extra optical lens? Da Bing: Oh one of them is the infared light lens to see through your shirt xD
As you can see I have a very busy and tight schedule. Yesterday was out whole day in Jun's house then today was in school for npcc competition.
And there's more coming for the school migration..
BUT lets not miss any catch for today
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Have you ever wonder why guards of honour are in WHITE?
Have you ever wonder why the national parade ground is WHITE?
I have the answer to it!
Anyway check out the contigent crooked line..
But too bad.. you still got spotted in the end!
Introducing your friendly and useful condom, Pronto
In Africa, comfort is nothing compared to speed. Yea, especially you want to seize the opportuniy to lay her before she regret or reject you.
Okohoma and durex finally need to reconsider their marketing strategy, as time and efficiency do matter!
Carrot does wear condom! (Prove that no matter what shape you have.. it is still possible to wear a condom!)
Don't worry its not just for carrot!
Ok ever since the last time I spoiled your image of disney characters, I will like to sincerly apologize to all you kiddies.
BUT I decided to show you guys something to show how remorseful I am..
How about a picture of the mei nu and chio bu which the girls admire them so much
Say CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESE........
That was definitely a nice shot!
You know missy golden hair lion, Xiaxue.. Ah yes, that blogger who claimed to be "ahem" chio..
Yes, you definitly know Steven.. Super thick skin and stripped in the Singapore Idol audition.. Well at least I met him once at orchard when he was giving out dunno what pamplet..
What if we put them together in a blind date? Thick skin meet thick skin.. We have an impenetratable kelvar!
What ever is the outcome of the date, I am so not interested!
I give up! Migrating to the new beta blogger took forever! Might as well stick to the old one and reward my readers..
Yup a new skin which I took the saturday to code, and regarding the ba gua.. still have to wait! 'Cause I am quite hook onto maple and dota, so neglecting my blog seem abit understandable.
Ok lar! I add it later?
Today quite fun at akkido, flipping and slaming! After sei seh left, we are taught to do the two man flip.. Ichiban lar!
Now I be a good boy and update something for you..
LAUNCH OF NEW SKIN- SOPHISCATED ART
As promise blog back on saturday and more posts will be follow by during the course of the day..
Stay connected-
I knew it.. all of you guys miss me right????
Back from Penang, everyday full of sumptuous meal of uniquely-penang food and I put on weight from all these unhealthy food.
Enough shit, lets get to the schedule..
Thurs(On bus)
- Five star tour bus to penang since wasn't in a rush and dad already flew over to Penang.
- Great feature.. dam spacious.. tried to stretch but can't really reach the seat infront of me
- Television and mp3 provided by them
- Super cold aircon
Fri (Reach funeral palour)
- Straight to the funeral palour
- Reach there and get change to the funeral clothings provided
- Fill in boxes of paper ingots for ahma (more ingots=more blessing)
- Fold bags and bags of paper ingots
- Eat nonstop by the market, all the food was around S$0.80 and drink at S$0.20
- Around 3, Sai kong came to set up his prop
- Conduct several rituals
>Walking over bridge
>Telling story by saikong
>Transporting of grandma's soul to her "house"
>Blessing the family
>Pray to god
>Asking grandma to eat
>Burn the 3m high"house", 4 slaves and 2 bartlers and hundreds of ingots to grandma
>Asking grandma to sleep
>Hold hand together form a circle around the burning site
>Alot more which I can't remember
- FOOD
>Curry chicken
> Roast pig
>Noodle.. Beehoon.. Peanuts
-Night
-Went grandma house to get few of her stuffs
-Bath since it was very warm
-Discover grandma keeps an album of my dad's pictures by her side
-Stay overnight at funeral palour
-Too tired, stay over at hotel owned by dad's friend at cheap price
Sat (Burial day)
-Wake up morning, eat a big bowl of wanton mee at S$0.70
-The hokkien band came to play songs
-Kneeling and paying respect to grandma
-2 roasted pigs
-MORE FOOD
-More rituals and rituals
-Received ah bao from sai kong but it should be "grandma"
Sat (Set off)
-Grandma's coffin was carried to the van
-Walk to the burial site on foot
-Motorcycles infront and behind to guard us
-Truck infront carrying all the things
-2 paper sedans carried by the undertakers
-Sai kong chanting sutra all the way to the burial site
Sat (Reach burial site)
-Took off the white cloth on right hand and the wood material sew on the shirt
-Pass it to the undertakers
-Get some coins mixed in beans and rice
-Burn the sedans and more ingots
-Went back to butterworth with grandma's altar
Extra:
-Grandma pass away at an age of 97
-She had 16 grandchildren (excluding external)
-I realise I had an uncle who pass away at 8months year old, heard he was curse to death
-The Sai kong pratically got tired giving out joss sticks to so many people
-4th generation did not need to be in mourning, cause they are consider far off, but they wore red ribbons around their body as a mark
-Cannot host any better than grandfather's, or else it is consider unfair, but we burn a bigger house for grandma as Sai kong say grandma can invite grandfather over and can rent grandfather house to others
Sun (Free day for me)
Didnt have to go to the grandma's grave so spend whole day with cousin and his wife. Watched hell lot of DVDs and then eat tons of junkie. Went to their shopping mall, everything so cheap and the imitation products were so real and cheap. Lots of variety of NICE clothes which were too small for me, sad. Cousin's wife craving for chips so we ended up buying alot chips back.
Cousin went: "HOLY SHIT!"
Photo- (I lazy upload)
Will be away at malaysia to attend my ah ma funeral.. Be back soon in one week time
Preview of new phone just to warm my blog
PRESENTING NOKIA AEON
-cool, sleak and very ahbing (Can't afford one though) .. u might wanna check out the nokia webs
